In keeping with Peta’s flawless advertising logic, we thought we’d retaliate with some campaigns of our own.  

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Major LOL of the week from the Daily Fail  

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Mary Kenny’s article about contraception and the sexualisation of girls in the media appears next to “In Pictures: the Lingerie Superbowl”, and “Women: Can you Flaunt too Much?” Women’s bodies, and what we do with them, are a topic which is usually fairly high on the discussion agenda. The media is always questioning what is […]

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Dear Team Breezy, if a boy punches you in the face, it doesn’t actually mean he likes you. Dear Team Breezy Just thought I should write a quick letter to clear up any confusion surrounding you, the Chris Brown fan club and your colourful reactions to your hero’s evidently welcome return to the Grammys earlier […]

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From: Glamour Features Editor To: FHM Features Editor Subject: new biscuit! The spring event we’ve been waiting for! And when I say we, I didn’t mean you. We’re running an interview with the biscuit, and we were told it was exclusive. Apparently you’ve got an interview with it coming out next month too? Sloppy journalism […]

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Has anyone else noticed that PETA’s pornographic campaigns get their priorities right about as much as a fashion student rocking a real fur coat? There’s more than a whiff of irony in that, and it’s a pity, because they have some potentially serious issues on their clumsy ham-fisted hands. The naked ‘running of the bulls’ […]

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Stylist magazine makes emotional torment look really fashionable.    

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    In these uncertain economic times, being beautiful is as important as ever. After all, how else can you expect to get that high-profile fashion job you’ve been lusting after? Not through things like TALENT or EXPERIENCE, that’s for sure! It’s so important that, during your time on benefits, you stay fresh faced and […]

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This week, for various reasons involving late alarms and early starts, I haven’t worn make-up. This doesn’t bother me particularly, though I will occasionally catch sight on myself in a reflection and before I can stop it, the thought “god, you look HAGGARD” pops into my head. I don’t, really – I am just not […]

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Picture the scene. You’re enjoying a flirtatious text conversation with your boyfriend. It’s rude, crude and filled with innuendo, and it’s brightening your otherwise mundane day of emails, conference calls and trying to remember the name of the girl on the second desk from the left.    And then the conversation reaches its earth-shattering climax. […]

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  Woman’s underwear is a tricky business, which is probably why I nearly had a panic attack in Ann Summers last week. Caitlin Moran has already written a whole chapter ruminating on why pants- traditionally made with enough fabric to power a small sailboat- are shrinking in inverse proportion to their price. It’s true that […]

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